There have been several pictures on TV recently of the Queen of England standing between Barack and Michelle. We know they are willowy tall and unusually vigorous, but, still, the queen suddenly looks tiny and very old.
The trouble is, I remember her well as a hot young thing during the years of WWII, at least once you got past her clunky shoes. Her ample figure stirred in me the first glimmers of sexual interest. She was still hot at her coronation that was televised world-wide. If her crown fell off, front or back, it wouldn’t fall far.
So, how did she get so old while I remain a young man? If I ever meet the Obamas, I know not to stand between them.